tannersaurus-rex:

dipshit182:

pillfox:

Big doggies

This is what I need in my life right now!

All dogs are lap dogs

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

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h0odrich:

about me

h0odrich:

about me

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lmaoalien:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

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foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

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whybray:

yepperoni:

this is my faviorite king of the hill joke and it’s only 5 seconds long and king of the hill isn’t on netflix anymore and it’s not free on amazon prime anymore either, so i had to rely on a dubbed anime website to find it 

Mike Judge is a genius

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there are universes where i never kissed you
so
i never learned what it was like
when you stopped kissing back
or how quickly intimacy becomes
bruised knees in the backseat
of your father’s station wagon, trying
not to let you hear me cry over the sound
of the music that only you like and
in some universes you might still
love me like how you used to like
how you would nuzzle against my neck
and ask for more time cuddling in bed and
you’d hunt for my hand to hold no matter
the situation
in some universes maybe i even
take that for granted

but i can’t remember the last time you meant
those three little words when they fell out of
your lips because recently all it’s been
are half-truths and stutterings when you think
you’ve got to say something

in some universes i am not picturing her hair
spread across your pillow or how her laugh
punctures the air or how she fits so much better
against your body
than i ever did
and in some universes i never tasted you
so i haven’t started brushing my teeth
until i bleed and when i lie down at night
i just go to sleep i don’t stay up
wondering

how it is possible
i never saw all of this
coming.

Did you ever love me or was I just dreaming? (2/2) /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)