yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too

yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too

(via i-married-my-computer)


kg-20:

I’ve found the best title ever.

kg-20:

I’ve found the best title ever.

(via waiting-for-the-blue-box)


sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

(via beyoncevevo)


isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

(via hummingbird-hooligan)


skiinnysuicide:

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

What

(via hellarstellar)



sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via sadness--killed--me)


starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

image

(via haloser)


Don’t ever put your happiness in someone else’s hands. They’ll drop it. They’ll drop it everytime.
One For Sorrow, C.Barzak (via bl-ossomed)

(via covered-in-bandaids)


revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

(via bringerofmiracles)